The Him You Want:
Hot. Slim. Rock hard abs.
He listens when you talk.
He just GETS you.
He doesn’t judge …ever.
You can be your total and complete loco self with him.
He encourages you to be you.
He inspires you to be better.
He is your muse.
Your friend. Your very BEST friend.
He will listen to you go on and on about shoes, or your crappy day at work, or how your friend may or may not have said something mean to you.
He will listen patiently, and offer advice.
He will take you shopping. Even though he hates it.
He makes you soup when you’re sick.
He makes you smile.
He makes you feel beautiful. Every day.
He makes you feel like a Goddamn piece of art. Even when you are at your worst.
Through his eyes, you grow. You start to see yourself as he sees you….Beautiful. And your insecurities fall away.
You are the apple of his eye.
And he is the icing on your cake.
He is a bit of a bad boi.
You can never get hold of him when you need him ..Mr. Unreachable.
He is moody, and deep.
Sensitive and arty.
The Him You Have:
He is annoying.
He doesn’t make you laugh.
He picks his teeth.
He doesn’t pick up his dirty boxers.
He is Mr. Practical and counts every penny.
He won’t let you buy that new hoover (you already have 3)
He does make a mean lasagne though.
He gets on with mum and dad. Knows how to keep them off your back so that you don’t have to shoot your brains out.
He is Mr. Responsible.
Never not-there. He is your rock.
He is Mr. Fix it.
Not a single light bulb unchanged, nor a pesky hard to open jar, unopened.
The best person at a crisis.
Guaranteed to answer his phone. Help is on its way! He is Mr. Dependable.
He is your Mr. Right now, Right here.
The Him You Have.
If the Him You Have, and The Him You Want are the same person?
Never leave him.
Be good to him.
Make sure he knows you love him every day.
If The Him You Have is who you DO have. I envy you. Do you feel like you settled? Settled for less? Or settled for the best?
Feeling secure in a relationship vs excitement and romance? The age old question that has eluded many a woman before us.
The lucky few get it all. So I hear.
I have yet to see substantial evidence of a relationship with BOTH Mr. Excitement and Mr. Dependable.
But exploding stars exist. So who am I to question what I haven’t seen with my own eyes.
I don’t know peeps.
I feel old. And I feel like we never DO get to the bottom of life’s difficult questions. They just remain unanswered and when we are dead and gone, a new batch of clueless young’uns repeat the journey of painful soul searching….
I guess, I guess, Its just about doing You. Being true to YOU. And the truth will follow (as will Mr. Whoever)…..
Peace out, yo
PS: (I may have found a Mr. Perfect…though its early days…wish me luck!)